They’re “Ultra-Distressed.” Price inside.

How about $1,975?

They're by Italian designer A Diciannoveventitre.
Details: "Overdyed, ultra-distressed high top sneakers with pre-rusted metal eyelets and dye-splattered rubber sole."
FOR THAT PRICE, I WANT SOME REAL PUKE STAINS.
Buy them via Barney's here.

They appear to be extremely authentically "ultra-distressed." You can't put a price tag on this level of fake realness.