Before he made it as a writer, Brown was a musician. Quite a bad one.
Via: Luca Bruno / AP
Dan Brown recorded two albums of earnest soft rock in the early '90s. The first, self-titled CD, featured a song about phone sex, called "976 Love" (sample lyric: "I take you to bed and push the phone to my head/You make me feel like a man."). It's compellingly awful. Think Barry Manilow meets Michael Bolton.
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Here's another song from the same album. It's called "If You Believe In Love".