It’s a wonderful, terrible tool. Use it wisely.
Because lipstick gets all over your teeth and makes you look like you've been munching on human body parts.
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Because mascara runs down your face and makes you look like an Alice Cooper groupie.
It's also a dead give-away that you've been crying in the bathroom. AWESOME.
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Because when you go for goth you'll probably get raccoon instead.
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Because blush can make it look like you took a 2x4 to the face.
"Not here or here so much. But riiiiight here."
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