Hey, you're not sushi. You're just a sneaky banana!
Peeps Sushi
Please don't encourage the Peeps.
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Ice Cream Sushi
Listen, I know from ice cream.
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Sandwich Sushi
Sure, you could eat this for lunch if you're an elf or enjoy feeling unsatisfied. Alternative: Eat a real sandwich. Alternative #2: Eat real sushi.
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Strawberry Shortcake Sushi
No complaints, delightful.
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