Don't pretend like you didn't fantasize about Gaston's meaty biceps wrapped around your body.
Pinocchio
Unless you want to talk about the phallic nature of Pinocchio's nose, there's not much to get worked up about in this story about a puppet's quest to become a real boy. (Although technically "becoming a real boy" would imply the acquisition of a human penis.) However, once Pinocchio gets to "Pleasure Island," there's some pretty kinky stuff going on there — smoking and drinking and donkey transformations.
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Alice in Wonderland
There's little that's overtly sexy in Alice in Wonderland. She has that moment with the Caterpillar, who kind of has a seductive vibe. Like, it's entirely possible he might run the Wonderland brothel. But, overall, Alice has no love interests. Why did we like this movie again?
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Mulan
Mulan's relationship with her romantic interest, the strapping Li Shang, is pretty tame. They don't even kiss. WTF.
