Celebrities aren't always known for making relationships work, but maybe some of these quips may be exactly what you wanted to hear…
"The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants." –Johnny Depp
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"I always write songs about my life. And if you're horrible to me I'm going to write a song about you and you are not going to like it. That's how I operate." –Taylor Swift
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“The more successful I become, the more I need a man.” -Beyonce
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"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." –Woody Allen
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