If this isn't a modern day Golden Girls plotline then I don't know what is.
This is a totally true story. Except the parts about the Golden Girls, sadly.
Meet Miriam Tucker, here with her friends* Blanche, Dorothy, Rose and Sophia.
(She's standing behind Sophia.)
*disclaimer: again, all Golden Girls references in this story are fictional.
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Miriam and her friends attended a glamorous charity gala in Tampa last week.
(Miriam's not in this photo because she's taking it, obvi.)
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The party featured a special competition to win a $5,000 diamond.
Yay!