Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, especially when the beholder thinks a sculpture looks like a giant peen.
This is Santa holding a Christmas tree.
But apparently everyone calls it the "Buttplug Gnome".
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Corpus Christi has "Surfing Jesus."
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...Who seems a whole lot happier than this Jesus.
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And this one.
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