The definitive ranking of all her music video looks: every Spice Girls single, every piece of black pleather.
The "This Stall Is Occupied" Look from "Spice Up Your Life"
For a lead single, "Spice Up Your Life" is pretty terrible. (Sorry, but it has to be said.) The video's not great either — a CGI-heavy sci-fi jumble without the budget to look properly futuristic. At one point, there's a shot of a billboard featuring Victoria on the toilet.
Verdict: The worst.
Via: youtube.com
The "My Real Blouse Has a Ketchup Stain" Look from "Mama"
Posh barely features in the "Mama" video. Considering her outfit, it's for the best — a bikini top and badly fitting black pants do not a good look make.
Verdict: Sabotage, wardrobe assistant-style.
Via: youtube.com
The "H&M Mannequin" Look from "Spice Up Your Life"
The sort of romper suit you'll find on the sale rail at your local fast-fashion chain at the end of every summer. Also, Geri looks like a failed auditionee for RuPaul's Drag Race.
Verdict: Yawn.
The "Wrinkly Catsuit" Look from "Who Do You Think You Are?"
Posh likes a good catsuit — but this isn't a good one; of the many skintight looks on this countdown, it's by far the weakest: cheap-looking and wrinkly in all the wrong places. Also, it's difficult to think highly of any look appearing on screen at the same time as Baby Spice's terrible tight curls.
Verdict: Far too sweaty to be a good thing.
