“I don't even want to be in a relationship.”
"Another friend engaged on Facebook? Is this even statistically possible?!"
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"Why does everyone look at me like this when they find out I'm single?!"
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"No, I'm not seeing anyone right now. Are you?"
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"You really think he's into me?"
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