They say those late-night Cheez-Its go straight to your hind legs. But they're just SO GOOOOD.
I know it's 2 a.m., and I know I'm drunk. But it's just a carrot. And carrots have negative calories... right?
I'm sorry. I knew it was your cookie, and I took it anyway. Dude... I'm sorry.
Don’t look at me. If you don’t look at me, it didn’t happen.
Can’t. Even. Feel. Cheeks. Can’t. Stop. Suckling. Marinara.
