When it comes to hardcore celebrity hating, I only trust the good people at Urban Dictionary.
Aston Kutcher
Definition:
One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he’s famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he’s famous too. Does that say anything?
Used in a sentence:
Child: Mommy, what’s wrong with that monkey on the TV?
Mother: He’s Ashton Kutcher. And I don’t know, Billy. I don’t know.
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Katy Perry
Definition:
An overrated skank who thinks she can write songs, but her lyrics are the archetype of retardation.
Used in a sentence:
Katy Perry: “Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through that wind, wanting to started again?”
You: No.
Donald Trump
Definition:
1. some stupid guy whos last name makes me laugh
2. synonym for hair that looks like a racoon you just shoveled of the highway
Used in a sentence:
Idiot #1: Durrr donald trump’s hair is so supa bad, how could someone with bad hair be president.
Lindsay Lohan
Defined:
Ginger. Used to be hott. But now she’s blonde and i jusx hate blondes no offence yah dig.
Used in a sentence:
lindsay lohan is a boring teen idol who makes me so depressed with american culture today that i’m just gonna have to go back to sniffing crack because people are so tasteless.
