The story of your prom. NOT.
JESUS CHRIST. Look how dorky and weird and hideous and untouchable you were!
LOL YOU WERE SO WEIRD AND UGLY!!!!!
There is like a 0% chance ANYONE would ever talk to you. You are destined to a life of solitude with a falafel sandwich on your head!
JK BECAUSE YOU ARE ACTUALLY REALLY, REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
