Nary a manhood-shaped popsicle nor pasty in sight.
Instead of some lame bar, go to a BYOB art class.
Studios, like New York City's Paint Along, are starting to pop up across the country and offer group rates for private parties.
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Up the ante with a *figure-drawing* class.
It's halfway between going to a strip club and a museum, amirite?
Or a cooking class.
This "DJ Chef" cooking class looks especially promising.
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Class up your invites.
Available here.
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