You'll never really know, but this is the next best thing. “Jurassic Heart” is a dating sim that explores the love between a girl and her Tyrannosaurus rex classmate.
If you've never played a dating sim, you're missing out. These are simple text-based games in which you make a series of choices with different results — think Choose Your Own Adventure with anime style. "Jurassic Heart" is a fairly straightforward entry into the genre ... except that the object of your affection is a T. Rex named Taira-kun.
The story begins with you in your bedroom.
Your first date with Taira-kun is to buy a ukulele. We'll get into why later. For now, just accept that this is a reasonable outing for you and your dinosaur crush.
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Ready for your first choice?
I picked the meat on the bone hair clip in the hopes that Taira-kun would try to eat my head. He did not.
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Um, yeah, I'm pretty sure the dinosaur likes meat.
This character is kind of dumb. I regret naming her Louis.
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