You pretty much have to be a superhuman to do it. Any little bit helps.
Bathe your child in a laundry basket so that their toys don't float away.
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Avoid committing a gender faux pas with other parents.
Lean down and ask the baby his or her name. The parent will answer for them (if they can't talk yet).
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Teach your child to pick up a juice box by the side flaps.
This will keep them from squeezing juice all over themselves and making a huge mess.
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