This is NOT A JOKE.*

Kate Middleton has applied to trademark her royal title so that it can be used on everything from shoes to t-shirts for a marathon. BuzzFeed has obtained an EXCLUSIVE first look at the merchandise.

*Kidding, this is definitely a joke.

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The only problem is, everyone's favorite Black Eyed Pea might not be too happy about this.