Straight from the history books. I'm not making this up.
The Great 1812 Puppy Invasion Of The Bathtub
Source: theinternetsanimals.com
The Non-Violent Duck Revolution Against The Chinese Empire
Source: cuntamination.tumblr.com
The 1698 Pug Conquest For The Couch
Source: jockjams.tumblr.com
The Corgi Campaign Of The Great Tractor Wars Of 1888
Source: cuteoverload.com