This beautiful man taught Bel Air everything he knows. Now it's your turn.
The "Garden Party Mambo"
Use it when... The Beverly Hills housewives you invited over for a casual tea party have tired of the pâté and require further amusement.
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The "Formal Thug On A Mission"
Use it when... The lesser beings you go to high school with are trying to decide who to crown as their king.
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"Grandma's Winter Wonderland"
Use it when... You're trapped in a cabin with your family for the holidays and drank a little too much of that spiced eggnog.
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The "Lazy Sunday Surprise"
Use it whenever... You're waiting on your butler to fetch some breakfast and need to find a way to pass the time.
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