Modern scientific advances have led to a greater understanding of the entity we know as “the peep.” Here we see some studies delving into the effects of cigarettes and alcohol on the beloved candy snack. Remember, peeps: just say no.
Note: In order to ensure accuracy, commentary has been taken directly from the scientific reports.
Peeps and alcohol.
Methods:
The peep imbibed liberally. Note that this Peep is having trouble swimming upright. This same peep bumped into the sides of the experimental chamber several times over the duration of this study
Results:
The test subject did report a moderate headache and some nausea the day following this study. Otherwise, however, this Peep was not substantially or permanently impaired.
Source: peepresearch.org
Peeps and cigarettes.
Materials:
Our Peep subject was permitted to select the cigarette brand of its choice. Please remember that representatives of the tobacco industry insist that they have never marketed their products to young chicks.
Source: peepresearch.org
Source: peepresearch.org
