Although it's not what they were originally bred for back in the mid-19th century; think of the Miniature Schnauzer as your Guidance Counsellor with a wagging tail.
You feel ignored.
I'm right here.
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You need to talk to someone who will actually listen.
I'm all ears.
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No one's laughing at your jokes.
You crack us up!
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You spend too much time in bed.
What's wrong with that?
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