Compassionate, loyal, loves junk food and beer, and dumb as a rock.
He's always up for whatever weird new thing you want to do.
Like surfing the sludge waves of New New York's sewers.
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Dude is the KING of pep talks.
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Seriously, his pep talks are untouchable!
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He will never judge your hunger pangs, because he feels them, too.
There's no pain like having all the canned food you need, and every can opener in the world in open rebellion against humans.
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