There are many great covers of Beatles songs: these are not them.

Sean Connery, "In My Life"

On the plus side, he's not trying to sing. On the minus side, literally everything else.

Mrs. Miller, "Yellow Submarine"

Mrs. Miller has a few unbearably shrill Beatles covers, but this one might be the worst. Tough competition!

If you want to listen to "The Happy Hooker" feign an orgasm while singing a Beatles song, this is the cover for you.

The first time I heard this I thought it was someone doing a Bill Cosby impression. If only that were the case.