This woman is writing her own pregnancy dress code — from peplum pants to leather leggings to the world's most painful-looking shoes, she's determined not to have a casual day, ever. Her resilience is amazing.
Wear white pantsuits that make you look like you've been whipped to stiff peaks.
If you're not Mary J. Blige and you're wearing a white pantsuit you have to be wary of looking like you're trying to be Mary J. Blige. With the excess fabric draping here, Kim avoids looking like a Mary knockoff WHILE distinguishing herself from her boyfriend's all-white (see below).
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Don't be afraid to let your man shine white like a diamond.
And wear all-black. It's not like people won't notice you, but it never hurts to act like you don't care if they don't by wearing clothes that make you fade into the surroundings, like an octopus on the sea bottom. No matter what, uncomfortable shoes are a must.
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Channel the 2000s in Grecian-style, spaghetti strap wrap dresses.
The important thing is to not remind people of eras prior to your inexplicable rise to mega fame, no matter how much everyone loves the '90s right now.
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Wear fitted leather whenever possible.
Nothing will quite prepare your growing fetus for the badass life it's expected to lead — and the black leather diapers it's expected to wear — like a mom who wears enough tight leather to cause people to wonder if it's fused with her skin.
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