Happy St. Patty's Day, top o' the marnin', faith and begorrah, and quit tryin' ta steal me lucky charms! Commence eye roll in 3, 2…
You roll your eyes every time you see someone celebrating St. Patricia's Day.
Patty = Patricia, Paddy = Patrick. It's not hard.
You know that this is not a shamrock.
Shamrocks and clovers are similar, but clovers are the ones that can grow four leaves, not shamrocks.
(Though it's still a cute, creative wreath!)
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In the weeks prior to St. Patrick's Day, you can't get away from these stands in nearly every store:
To help you better celebrate the Feast of St. Patrick the way your Catholic forbears did.
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And try though you may, you don't remember the part in the St. Patrick legend where he cast the snakes out of Ireland wearing a feather boa and sparkly green top hat:
That sounds more like your coworker, Patrick, who goes to raves every weekend and is always asking the whereabouts of Molly.
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