These ads were created before the era of the drunken creative Mad Men. These ad men were just plain drunk.
Hmm.
A whiskey named Kinsey, and a rumpus room shot?
Yeah, I'm not touching that one with anything long and hard.
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The clean taste that 8 year-olds go for.
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"What's the outlook, beaver?"
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Summation of copy:
Some guy gave this snowman a whiskey and soda, and then he froze in place, so he can't drink it. "But you who are not a snowman are not in the fix I am in..."
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