You are what you eat
The Morton's Salt Girl: The surly teen
Look at how wasteful she's being. Pouring salt out everywhere she goes. She's being passive aggressive because, she's super pissed that she doesn't have proper rain gear on, and that no one would give her a ride.
Source: womansday.com
Chester Cheetah: The douche
He's a mega douche. Right? That guy has never been up to any good. He's super into extreme sports and is a reckless snowboarder, basketball player, BMX rider and thinks he looks really ridiculous on that rocket. He's just over compensating.
Source: seantiffany.com
He also might be Wiz Khalifia
Mcdonald's Grimace: The Nightmare
Grimace is the real bad guy. Not the Hamburglar. For starters, what is he? No one should trust an unidentified species. He's also a former milkshake thief. Criminals don't change over night.
Source: thehairpin.com
