He might be best known for livin' on a prayer, but Bon Jovi's real appeal comes across on screens big and small. For his 51st birthday, here are all the parts he's played, from the least sexy to the sexiest.
Ricky McKinney in 2000's "Pay it Forward"
Bon Jovi plays Helen Hunt's abusive alcoholic ex-husband. So on a scale of sexy to not sexy he gets a firm definitely not sexy at all.
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Himself on "Las Vegas" in 2005
Bon Jovi plays himself, and is so uninteresting that he's upstaged by a performance by Gladys Knight. He also wears a football uniform = not a good look.
Himself on "30 Rock" in 2010
His appearance as a plant that Liz mistakes as Bon Jovi is almost better than watching the actual Bon Jovi in this episode.
Jamey Meadows in 1998's "Row Your Boat"
He plays a census worker who inexplicably spends a scene dancing around whilest drinking. WE'LL TAKE IT.
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