Women dominate fashion conversation at this nonsense, but the Oscars are really a time for equal opportunity judging.
Seth MacFarlane's incredibly heavy makeup.
Despite all the obnoxious things he had to say about women during the ceremony, he sure likes to wear a lot of our makeup. Maybe he was just preparing to hit on George Clooney before he got too old. (HA HA.)
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The matching long hair on these three behind-the-scenes guys who won awards.
What are the odds that all three of these dudes, winning in rapid succession, would rock similarly fluffy flowing man locks? Fabio, your days are done.
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Anne Hathaway expressing envy over Ryan Seacrest's hair style.
Which appeared to be the texture of marshmallow fluff.
