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"Look at you!"
That's not even a question. But yes, look at me! Isn't it amazing that I'm here at the biggest awards show of the year after having been nominated for an award. What an enormous shock for all of us.
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"Who are you wearing?"
I know this question is standard, but the phrasing is still inexcusably dumb. Prefacing it with, "I have to ask this" only makes things worse. Find a new less trite way to ask the question.
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"What are your pre-show rituals?"
Stars — they're just like us! That means that before going out they shower, eat, go to the bathroom, do completely boring human things. But by all means, fetishize the whole getting ready thing.
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"Are you excited for tonight?"
Let me answer this for you: "Yes, but also nervous." That is the only sane answer, and it is the one every single person on the red carpet will give you. I'm not sure what else you're expecting.
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