This is a city that couldn't have fun if you bought it a coupon and told it to.
These are the type of Groupons people in D.C. get as "Top Sellers" in their email inboxes:
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That same day in New York, people were eating Japanese food:
Source: groupon.com
People in D.C. are worried about their spider veins:
Source: groupon.com
But Chicagoans eat Brazilian steak without a care in the world:
Source: groupon.com