Because sometimes actions speak louder than words.
Show them how little you care about their low blood sugar by wasting their supply of Cheetos.
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Buy them a kitten who only likes to nap on keyboards.
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Burn their car to the ground, make it look like an accident, then stand helplessly nearby with a hose and a sympathetic look.
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Bring this cake to their family birthday party.
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