It's time again to laugh and/or cry at inept and condescending brand Facebook updates. Happy Social Media Week.
Cottonelle
Nice try, Cottonelle.
Your TP (which I use) is fucking expensive. I'm not wasting one sheet on anything other than shit.
Also: there is no "National Appreciation Day."
Travelbag
You make me say YES, and then you make fun of me?
And then you beg me to increase your marketing metrics?
Also: "You're".
Procter & Gamble
P&G tries to get some free demo info by trying to make a "game" out me thinking about how much time I spend doing things I hate...and then sharing that fun info with them.
I've never wanted to punch a corporation in the face more.
Lalor Creekside Dental
A bit unfair picking on such a small business, but...
#9 is Steve McNair, who has been dead since 2009.