Most the characters had useless super powers, but that never stopped them.
The Tick
Power: Super strength.
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The Deadly Bulb
Power: Having a pig for a leg.
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Zipperneck
Power: Having a zipper on his neck.
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The Carpeted Man
Power: Having a suit made of carpet that he could rub to make an electric charge.