Love is a battlefield, but we've got your back!
The Peter Pan writer boy who loves his typewriter
Source: someoneinbetwixtofmeandyou.blogspot.com
Where you'll find them: These men are far too busy working on their novel/screenplay/pilot/beat poem to go out very often. You'll find them on dating sites, stocking up on canned soup in Trader Joe's, and staring out their apartment window and directly into yours. (For inspiration.)
Pickup line they'll use: "Uhhh..."
How to repel them: Say something along the lines of, "Do people still read?" or "I only watch reality TV." That'll do the trick.
The guy who has a podcast
Source: nytimes.com
Where you'll find them: Talking loudly about their podcast in a Starbucks, or posting about it incessantly on Twitter.
Pickup line they'll use: "Want to be on my podcast?"
How to repel them: Tell them that while they may have a face for radio, you do not.
