Frank Ocean to Justin Timberlake: "When you performed 'Suit & Tie' wearing a suit and tie ... I died!"
Beyonce to herself upon entering the press room: "I should go out there and sing live right now. Because I can."
Chris Brown to Adele: "Your song 'Someone Like You' really speaks to me."
Beyonce to Drake: "You were brilliant on 'Degrassi: The Next Generation.' I've seen every episode."
Jay-Z to himself: "Since when?"
Taylor Swift: "I just wanted you to know that Hannah and Adam's relationship on 'Girls' is the inspiration behind my next breakup anthem."
Lena Dunham: "Well ... see ... it's just ..."
John Mayer to Katy Perry: "I warned you about the new dress code."
Keith Urban to Adele: "You're telling me you just blast your 'do with this hairpray on Mondays, and it stays put all week? See, that's what I need!"
Nicole Kidman to herself: "Please, God. No."
Jack White: "Ellen, what did you do with the hat, tie and pocket square I sent you? I thought we were going to be twinsies?"
Ellen DeGeneres: "Next time, dude. I swear."
Lena Dunham: "I'm so proud of you!"
Fun. guitarist Jack Antonoff: "I'm not even a 'new' artist."
Beyonce: "Do you see that girl in the red trying to photobomb us right now?!"
Adele: "Bey, I do! Just ignore her and smile."
Matthew Koma to Carly Rae Jepsen: "There's always next year."
Jay-Z: "I see you looking at me, but there's no way I'm sharing."
Frank Ocean to Justin Timberlake: "When you performed 'Suit & Tie' wearing a suit and tie ... I died!"
Beyonce to herself upon entering the press room: "I should go out there and sing live right now. Because I can."
Chris Brown to Adele: "Your song 'Someone Like You' really speaks to me."
Beyonce to Drake: "You were brilliant on 'Degrassi: The Next Generation.' I've seen every episode."
Jay-Z to himself: "Since when?"
Taylor Swift: "I just wanted you to know that Hannah and Adam's relationship on 'Girls' is the inspiration behind my next breakup anthem."
Lena Dunham: "Well ... see ... it's just ..."
Keith Urban to Adele: "You're telling me you just blast your 'do with this hairpray on Mondays, and it stays put all week? See, that's what I need!"
Nicole Kidman to herself: "Please, God. No."
Jack White: "Ellen, what did you do with the hat, tie and pocket square I sent you? I thought we were going to be twinsies?"
Ellen DeGeneres: "Next time, dude. I swear."
Beyonce: "Do you see that girl in the red trying to photobomb us right now?!"
Adele: "Bey, I do! Just ignore her and smile."
Matthew Koma to Carly Rae Jepsen: "There's always next year."
