Face it: you're not going outside this weekend. Lucky for you, you have plenty to watch.
"House of Cards"
Why you should watch it: Because your friends won't stop bugging you until you get around to it. It's also Netflix-exclusive — all episodes were released at once — which makes it ideal for binge-watching.
The time commitment: 11 hours
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The original "House of Cards"
Why you should watch it: If you're going to check out the American reboot, you might as well watch the British original. No Kevin Spacey, but lots more accents. It's horrifying and compelling.
The time commitment: 11 hours
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"American Horror Story"
Why you should watch it: The first season of American Horror Story isn't as polished as the second, but it's still violent and perverse enough to entertain even the most ADD-addled TV viewers.
The time commitment: 9 hours
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The Human Centipede series
Why you should watch it: Because you've always wanted to challenge yourself with two of the most disgusting films ever made. And it'll make the snow seem like NBD. (Apologies in advance.)
The time commitment: 3 hours
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