Kobe Bryant is a wizard. No 34-year-old should be able to do this.

Kobe Bryant is 34 years old. Basketball fans have not only gotten used to Kobe's changing (aging) game, but they've embraced it. It's rare to see an article about the NBA's greatest asshole without a mention of his amazing mid-range game or his low post proficiency. The way he's discussed now, you'd almost forget what an athletic freak he was for most of his career. And then last night in Brooklyn, he went and did this to Gerald Wallace and Kardashian-reject Kris Humphries.

I think I speak for everyone who watches basketball when I say: