“I'm looking for a top quality Canadian hooker who's on blow in a short period of time. How fast can I get results on FiOS?”
A new Verizon FiOS commercial encourages viewers to reach out to the three happy customers featured in the ad. The Twitter handles of the "longtime FiOS users" are displayed in the commercial to help with this process:
Meet @RegSchneider:
@goosechase610:
And @lianarowe:
