Just in case you need some inspiration!
Tell them they're great, but Paul Rudd is better.
Because Paul Rudd is hot. Like, cut from marble. And right now you're all about sex with Paul Rudd.
Or if they're totally hot, there is such a thing as being too hot to date.
Even though there really isn't.
Invite them over and have a super-hot, totally naked American chick waiting in your bathroom.
In Bridget Jones's Diary, it wasn't a planned breakup, but yours will be!
