When I hear “Ice, Ice Baby” all I can think of is affordable yet attractive home decor.

He also, apparently, has a stunningly lifelike cardboard cutout of himself.

Source: @vanillaice

The chandeliers aren't available on the site just yet, but these incredible videos of Ice hawking his product are.

Source: 1800lighting.com

Highlights include:

- Ice posing with his own cardboard cutout.
- The color of the chandelier, which is "Ice Bronze."
- Ice proclaiming of his idea, "It's finally COMIN' TO LIGHT."
- Lightslightsbaby.com (redirects to 1800-Lighting's website, but details).
- Eric, the long-suffering 1800-Lighting employee whom Ice serenades on a baby grand piano.

Ice (neé Rob Van Winkle) does not, as of press time, appear to have a Pinterest, but he DOES have his own show on HGTV called The Vanilla Ice Project in which he renovates a 7,000-square-foot Palm Beach mansion.

h/t Rachel for singlehandedly solving all lighting conundrums evermore.