Edible Arrangements say, “I don't even care enough to carve pineapple hearts for you with my own two hands.”
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An Edible Arrangement says, "I feel like you might sleep with me if I present you with a vast number of small pineapple hearts."
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"These eerily firm grapes symbolize my unswerving, everlasting love for you."
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"You could stand to lose a few pounds, so I got you fake cupcakes made of pineapple instead of real cupcakes."
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