It's just…perfect.
This is crazy person/former baseball player Jose Canseco.
Of course the most recent photo of him on the wire is from the red carpet of the porn awards. Of course.
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This is comedian, accused joke thief, and dude-bro extraordinaire Dane Cook. Last night, Cook decided to follow Canseco on Twitter.
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And thank God he did, because it gave us the greatest tweet you can ever imagine.
Let's look at that again.
