Just because Christmas only comes once a year doesn't mean you can't watch these Christmas movies. You should watch them, you won't regret it. Actually you might, but it's worth it.
Holiday In Handcuffs
What's it about? This movie is so laughably unrealistic that YOU MUST SEE IT. The premise of the film is that Melissa Joan Hart's character kidnaps Mario Lopez's character and forces him to spend Christmas with her family. I think we can all guess how the film ends (spoiler alert: they end up together), which makes me laugh even more because SHE KIDNAPPED HIM. Like, she held him at gunpoint and deprived him of his freedom. Really though, the best part of this movie is the ridiculous hairdo Melissa Joan Hart has for the first 20 minutes of the film (see above photo).
Conlclusion: See it!
Santa Baby
What's it about? The plot of this movie is that Jenny McCarthy plays the daughter of Santa and she basically has to save Christmas because I think Santa has some walking problems due to his obesity? In real life, she is an exec at a powerful company, along with her evil boyfriend. She brings said boyfriend to the North Pole with her (classic bad move) and then he tries to sell the idea of putting a mall on the North Pole to the other executives at the company where they both work. Never mind that he has to try and explain that the North Pole is real, that's minor. She realizes his bad ways and foils his plans, while falling in love with her childhood friend who is also the mailman at the North Pole. I did not know there were mailmen at the North Pole, and if it's true, I'm sorry that they get no credit at all for anything.
Conlclusion: See it!
Santa Baby 2
What's it about? Yes, this is the sequel to Santa Baby! It starts off one year after the other movie left us, so it's Christmas again. Oh, and Dean Mcdermott is in this one (Tori Spelling's husband) as the same love interest, but obviously the other actor had more important Christmas movies to be in. In this movie Jenny is called upon to be the NEW Santa, which basically goes against every Christmas story ever because Santa is not a former playboy cover girl, SMH. Anyway, of course she does not want to beSsanta, because she'd rather work 100 hours a week at her job not spreading joy, rather than eat cookies and wear a comfy red velvet tracksuit all year (which is my dream). Also, there is an evil girl who wants to take over as Santa and who basically ends up almost ruining Christmas. Jenny saves the day once again, revealing that the evil girl is actually a rogue elf who thinks she deserves more in life! In the end no one cares at all that this stupid elf almost ruined Christmas, I would have preferred she was banished from the North Pole forever.
Conlclusion: See it!
Desperately Seeking Santa
What's it about? Christmas movies love mall themes, and I do not know why. The premise of this movie is that the main character Jennifer has to increase profits at the mall she overseas, or else it will be shut down. To do so, she creates a contest to find a sexy Santa (played by Nick Zano, who I am just now realizing is really hot and adorable) to increase revenue. There is an evil boyfriend in this movie too — who has a goatee, so that should say it all about his personality. In the end, Jennifer realizes her boyfriend is a huge douche, and ends up falling in love with Nick Zano. Together they save the mall, YAY, and the stupid goateed boyfriend sulks in a room somewhere.
Conlclusion: See it!
