The end of times on Dec. 21, 2012, isn't the worst-case scenario. It could be way worse.
If avocados went extinct
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If Mariah Carey converted to Buddhism and refused to sing "All I Want for Christmas (Is You)" ever again
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If there was only plain Chapstick left on Earth
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If the only kind of pizza left was Pizza Hut's cheeseburger pizza
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