Jumpsuits are just about the most amusing thing anyone can wear in public. When celebrities and fashion designers get involved? All hell breaks loose. Let's review the best and worst jumpsuits of 2012.
Scariest Jumpsuit: Kristen Stewart
You know what? I don't actually hate this, since this is the most interesting thing to walk down a red carpet in a while, and the last thing red carpets need are actresses who try to look interesting via peplums or some other odious, not-fun trend.
And I have to assume that a girl who used to be so cocky she wouldn't even wear a pair of non-sneaker shoes on a red carpet when everyone else went out of their way to dress up might NOW put on ridiculous-looking shit like this, by the astounding designer Zuhair Murad (learn more about him here!), and just be laughing from within her hideously embellished, mesh-and-sequin, backless choice. They wanted me to dress up? says the voice inside her head. I'LL GIVE THEM DRESSING UP! This is a madwoman's outfit.
Image by Tim Whitby / Getty Images
Image by Tim Whitby / Getty Images
Least Organic Jumpsuits: Rita Ora
In case you don't know who Rita Ora is, she sings that song, "How We Do (Party)" that goes, "I get that drunk sex feeling," etc., etc. I don't believe she's wearing this jumpsuit because she really likes the way it looks. I get the feeling she's only wearing it because she knows that one way divas look "edgy" these days is by wearing one-piece outfits, especially lace ones that make everyone watching wonder how thoroughly lined they are.
I know fun pants are in, but when you wear them attached to a fun top of the same pattern and tightness you end up looking like a confused Nascar race entrant.
