Let me show you why with a few horrifying, hilarious GIFs.
EXHIBIT A: In their Thanksgiving night game against the Patriots, the Jets trail 14-0. Then Mark Sanchez runs into Brandon Moore's ass, fumbles, and the Pats take it for a score.
Your eyes did not deceive you: he fumbles because he runs into his teammate's butt.
Look into Mark Sanchez's eyes and see pure, weapons-grade existential angst.
EXHIBIT B: On the ensuing kickoff, Joe McKnight gets nailed. He fumbles. Julian Edelman catches it in midair. Touchdown. Pats lead 28-0.
