Spider sex is violent but effective. Also, Russell Brand is trying to bang his ex-wife’s doppelganger and…man, this link round-up is all kind of creepy sexy.
Spider coitus is terrifying. - [Glamour]
Prince William and Duchess Catherine add a new member to their family. - [GlobalPost]
Cathedral made of over 55,000 LEDs is garish and gorgeous. - [Technabob]
Lightsaber brawl breaks out in local Toys R Us. - [GeeksAreSexy]
DC releases blood into the shark infested fanboy waters with announcement of "Watchmen" prequels. - [AVClub]
Student gets free bag of cocaine with textbook order from Amazon. - [DeathAndTaxes]
The debt crisis explained with the help of "Twilight". - [CollegeHumor]
Hollywood flat out refuses to use creative, original ideas; green lights "Stretch Armstrong" movie instead. - [BestWeekEver]
Photo: Harry Potter is not a fan of the full Brazilian. - [TheSuperficial]
