It's okay. You can tell us.
Maybe, like toddler me, you had a clandestine love affair with dog food.
Apparently not a great idea.
Source: humansandanimals.com
Or you understand where that lady who eats couches is coming from.
She's British so it's classy.
Source: dailymail.co.uk
Could be that the guy who died eating bugs made you reevaluate some things.
Or not. That's cool too.
Did you and Pledge get really close during pregnancy?
Source: ourbabynews.com