Olivia Wilde Delivers A Monologue About Her Vagina, Er, "Olivia Land"

And in bad news, we will have to wait FOREVER for both Louie and Community to return. These stories and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

Olivia Wilde delivered a monologue about her vagina (or as she calls it, "Olivia Land" at an event last night. A taste:

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"I would like to legalize prostitution. Hiring a sex worker in Olivia Land would be as easy, hygienic, and inexpensive as getting a pedicure. That way when away on business or just not in the mood, we could just hire a hooker for our loved one and keep them uninterested in cheating and keep them satisfied. These particular hookers would obviously have to be mute and possibly cross-eyed.

In Olivia Land, the streets are paved with dark chocolate, and all the people are free of body hair and menstrual cramps."

Louie will go on hiatus until May of 2014, as decided by Louis C.K. himself:

"I don't want to be making the doughnuts.I want it to be something that comes from somewhere important and stays funny."


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